Oliver Kirkland

Sep 24

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

legendofthelegend:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

So you walked by a stand where people are handing out bibles, got offered one, and now want them to leave you alone… Bro if you want Christ in your just ask you don’t have to play hard to get

I walked to class
Motherfuckers had bible handing out fucks standing by the doors of the Student Union and on the route I take to class
Walked to the common area and found their hut
Wanted them to leave me alone

Christ can literally suck my dick

Sep 24
not-fun:

Who is she

not-fun:

Who is she

Jul 09

sexualbae:

kinda wanna suck a dick

Jul 09
Jul 09

hachikuji:

drunktrophywife:

hachikuji:

how are people so happy this early in the morning

Because it is a BEAUTIFUL DAY

no offense but stay away from me until i have coffee

Jul 09

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

image

google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

Jul 09

Please don’t scroll past

the-beauty-of-media:

bemetalasfuck:

Please reblog or like if you feel a teacher’s negative behaviour towards you has ever brought your grade down or caused you to lose interest in a class.

This would really help me with a research project I’m starting.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

Jul 09
Jul 09

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

Jul 09
Jul 09
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Jul 09
fishingboatproceeds:

A tumblr devoted in its entirety to describing a person’s McDonald’s meals with quotes from my books.
Jul 09
theflyingbluepancake-fallenangel:

an-archangels-vessle:

fishingboatproceeds:

kurtofskyforlife:

justmellarkingabout:

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns. 
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

John Green needs to see the thing.

That is definitely why I put it there.

HE FOUND THE THING

I want to find a guy like that omg keep this kid forever he is a rare one

theflyingbluepancake-fallenangel:

an-archangels-vessle:

fishingboatproceeds:

kurtofskyforlife:

justmellarkingabout:

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns

As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”

And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.

I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

John Green needs to see the thing.

That is definitely why I put it there.

HE FOUND THE THING

I want to find a guy like that omg keep this kid forever he is a rare one

Jul 09

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Jul 09